A couple weeks ago at what the Chinese cleverly called a “medical supply expo”, but which I know full well is China’s 4th Annual Invitational Handjob Robot Design Competition, they revealed this year’s winning entry, the “Automated Semen Collector”. Said to be designed for “patients who have trouble getting erect, or feel uneasy with the traditional erotic magazine and plastic cup method of semen collection” and that “this new medical breakthrough may provide some welcome relief.” Current.com
I'm a little confused, so this kind of shit is alright in China but surfing the Internet and having more than one child is a crime in China? What has the Red Nation come to?
Anyway, the handjob bot is made for people who have a hard time jerking off to porno magazine? I mean if the traditional way of jacking off is uneasy, I can only imagine what this will do to them.
I'm no expert in penis size, but after looking at the map of world penis size, isn't that tube a little big for Chinese people?
Well China, you guys can keep your handjob bot, we in 'Merica got the real thing, fleshlight and Roxxxy.
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